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mangoaway:

Vegan chocolate chip sprinkle cookies, Namely Marly
A good goal should scare you a little and excite you a lot. (via colormerad5k)
Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows. Peter Schultz (via kohwala)
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languidlimbs:

Coconut overnight oats topped with banana slices, a white flesh peach, regular PB and chocolate coconut PB, and a sprinkling of unsweetened coconut.
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Fuck, my tea. me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
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average-to-beast:

http://www.average-to-beast.com/

fatmaninalittlesuit:

In joining a Biggest Looser style weight loss competition.

I’ve sponsored these IRL and am thinking of doing it here on tumblr.

We would sync up with the show, which starts Sept 11 in the United States and run through the end of the season.

To participate, you would need to weigh in weekly…

prolongedeyecontact:

bebinn:

deathbysharpie:

What will happen:

sex

What won’t happen:

safe sex

What will happen:

abortion

What won’t happen:

safe abortions

Can’t put it much more simply than that.

#TRUTH